Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Animals In The News - 10/22

The epic journey of the bar-tailed godwit.

To summarize, this bird flew 7,200 miles NON STOP. What have you done today?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Ape Attack Force

As detailed over at Humans Are Weird, humans as a species just need to be destroyed. It's over guys, give it up. Here is Step 1 in the Animal Kingdoms takeover:


Chimp on a Segway

They will move on to tanks soon enough, while wearing adorable military uniforms.

Humanity's defense against our future Planet of the Apes? This Guy. Until apes can tie their own ties, they can never hope to rule in a classy fashionable way.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Fruit Flies

Submitted by: Bananas, Apples




Fruit flies are jerks for flying around your food, yet are useful as mobile visual indicators that your home isn't as clean as it should be. Are they less gross than the types of flies who like poop and cadavers? No they are more gross, because you should have fruit in your home but not stray poop or cadavers.