Bunnies. Rabbits. Wabbits. Whatever you wish to call them, seem to be a perfectly normal animal and therefore not subject to the hard hitting exposes of this blog. That is a false statement. Bunnies are indeed weird, and there are no hard hitting exposes to be found anywhere on this blog.
Over the weekend, a friend got a (very cute) boy rabbit (who "boxed" me). He seemed so nice and friendly at the shelter, and just needed to be spayed before going to his new home. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I've always been under the impression that spaying/neutering curtails any aggressive tendencies and "urges" (keep it classy animalsareweird.blogspot.com). When my dog was neutered, she was very docile for the next few weeks. The exact opposite is happening with this particular bunny. He is (so I've been told) quite enamored with a paper towel roll (and presumably anything else to come his way) and hyper-amorous (new scientific term! That I made up...). I don't recall hearing a warning about this sort of behavior at the shelter. At all. Basically, what I'm trying to say is, bunnies are at the top of the Pervert Food Chain in the Animal Kingdom (our future overlords). Stay strong Michelle. Stay. Strong.
To be fair, this behavior is only supposed to be temporary, but whatevs.
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